Future Chris Sartinsky from New Jersey

Ew

My dream in a sentence

Rioux in a yellow chicken suit racing someone in a blue chicken suit and someone in a red chicken suit back and forth down a small stretch of rainy sidewalk on Beacon St.

(he won)

Dear Zookeeper

I am writing in reference to your Bridgeport Zoo Animal of the Month Club Mailing List. I believe you have made a mistake. Someone has added me to your mailing list without my permission. Please remove me from your mailing list. Also, if possible, could you please send someone to return the ostrich, lemur, and penguins from my house? They are beginning to cause problems.

A concept, by Greg White

Christian Lynch, after hosting an episode of BU Tonight to fill in for a mumps-ridden Rob O'Reilley, has hit rock bottom. Christian's episode aired in one tiny East German province where he became something of a superstar. A German video game producer, seeking to cash in on Christian's sudden fame, tells him he will make a video game starring Christian as a tennis player who battles dragons with his magical tennis racket. However, the German video game producer takes all of Christian's money and cashes in on the two bit video game himself, leaving Christian destitute and desperate.

Maybe you had to be there. Greg was crying. I almost did as well.