Roger Ebert on Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Speaking in my official capacity as a Pulitzer Prize winner, Mr. Schneider, your movie sucks.

Read the whole thing. It's worth it.

If that doesn't convince you, it features Rob Schneider lashing out after getting his feelings hurt by a critic.

GO GO POWER RANGERS

Former Power Rangers star and his wife on trial for murder

A former child actor and his wife were ordered to stand trial on Tuesday for the murder of a wealthy California couple who, prosecutors say, were tied to the anchor of their yacht and thrown overboard alive, never to be seen again.

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Also bound over for trial in the case, which baffled police for months as they searched for the missing couple, were a member of the Crips street gang and a prison guard who are accused of helping carry out a conspiracy to steal the 55-foot luxury yacht "Well Deserved."

"Well Deserved." Awesome.

In other news, former child star and turtle Michaelangelo was arrested for marijuana possession with intent to sell.

Remember when they used to reserve roasts for talented comedians?

I'm trying to decide if Pamela Anderson is a step up or a step down from Jeff Foxworthy.

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Archie the 84-LB Baby