Best of Balderdash: My Blog is Falling Apart From Neglect Edition

And guess what. These are the last eight "Best of Balderdash"es until there's another game. So enjoy them.

Franklin Temel
A father who spent his whole life helping the poor only to be killed and consumed by the homeless people he lived to serve.
The Fork

ISR
International Sourdough Reunion
Real

“Mix Me a Person”
A salesman tells the story of a cheating wife and an umbrella to a sympathetic bartender.
Rioux

July 21, 1989
After five years of almost constant effort, Maryland resident Chris LaPage solves Rubik’s cube and then, faced with a life now devoid of meaning, kills himself.
Me

Paxwax
Bright red alligator with wings and a siren on the top of its head.
Me

“Meeting at Midnight”
Low level employee overhears his boss telling his secretary about a secret meeting, he later finds out that he wasn’t meant to go to the meeting.
Dan

Hypothenar
A meeting that you go to, no wait, you hear about it first, and, wait, you hear about he meeting secretly though, and then you go to the meeting and then, and then you find out you weren’t supposed to go to the meeting, er, yeah.
Me

“Meeting at Midnight”
A priest discovers a clock that talks.
Rioux

Colin Firth: the role he was born to play

Very few films emerged from the conflict, one such being the 1989 BBC drama Tumbledown, which starred Colin Firth in an early role. It told the tale of a soldier in the Scots Guards, brain-damaged by a sniper's bullet, adjusting to disabled life after the war.

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