Walking

Someone told me I have a distinctive walk. I didn't know what this meant, so I decided to tape myself walking back and forth across my room and try and figure out what was so distinctive about it. But while I was taping myself, my mother walked in on me. I think this is worse than if she had caught me masturbating, because at least then you can explain yourself. My mother would have understood that. There were no words for this.

Women.

AMMAN, Jordan (CNN) -- An Iraqi woman detained Sunday and accused of planning to be the fourth suicide bomber in last week's deadly attacks at Amman hotels confessed her participation in a televised video.

"My husband detonated his bomb, and I tried to detonate mine but failed," Saijida Mubarak Atrous al-Rishawi said on Jordanian television.

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[A posting on a web site used by Al Qaeda] identified the participants as "the leader Abu Hobeib, Abu Moadh and Abu Omeir, and the fourth is our good sister Om Omeir, who chose to accompany her husband on his road to martyrdom."

Al-Rishawi said during her televised confession, "My husband is the one who organized everything."

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"We rented an apartment," she said, adding that her husband taught her how to use her explosives belt.

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Muasher said information gathered by Jordanian authorities suggests that al-Rishawi's husband "asked her to step out of the room" when her explosives did not detonate.

Scottywood2k (5:17:33 PM):

is one of your e-mails cajunle@yahoo.com?
ShrimpSar (5:17:47 PM): never heard of it
Scottywood2k (5:18:18 PM): ok.....trying to find out who registered as a reall offensive name on my forums.
ShrimpSar (5:18:52 PM): what is it?
Scottywood2k (5:19:00 PM): The Ghost of Eddie Guerrero
ShrimpSar (5:19:11 PM): ah hahaha
Scottywood2k (5:19:18 PM): hows that funny?
ShrimpSar (5:19:39 PM): because you're offended, mostly
Scottywood2k (5:20:20 PM): not offensive to me that much as too his family and people that knew him
ShrimpSar (5:20:32 PM): oh yeah, have they complained?
Scottywood2k (5:21:10 PM): if they say it they would
ShrimpSar (5:21:20 PM): the wwf was much more offensive to that guy
ShrimpSar (5:21:28 PM): wasn't his gimmick "the mexican who steals things and is lazy?"
Scottywood2k (5:21:54 PM): true......

(click the image below to see an enlarged version of the WWE's tribute page to this wonderful pill-popping wrestler who was willing to portray a broad offensive caricature of his race to fulfill his dream of fake-fighting his people on TV)



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MORE WITH SCOTTYWOOD UPDATE:
ShrimpSar (5:40:41 PM): TIGHTEN THE NOOSE, SCOTTYWOOD
Scottywood2k (5:41:23 PM): I did, the e-mail is now banned from the forums
ShrimpSar (5:41:48 PM): did you even let the poor fellow post anything?
Scottywood2k (5:42:06 PM): ya, but it was prompty delted
ShrimpSar (5:42:15 PM): what was it
Scottywood2k (5:42:24 PM): a one word rp
Scottywood2k (5:42:35 PM): impersonating some werid mexican sound
ShrimpSar (5:42:51 PM): what is a mexican sound?
Scottywood2k (5:42:59 PM): Arieba I think