Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Written in my notebook, approx. 5:04 PM

Last words of one about to be executed, to his executioner:
"I boned your daughter"

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

The Daily Free Press has outdone itself once again

A-plast poor Yorrick

Jesus lord.

Answers found on fraternity tests (or why you should make sure you have all your paperwork with you before you leave a public conference room)

In your own words, please explain the meaning of brotherhood.
Brotherhood is a special link among men. Men in a brotherhood look out for one another, like the man in the Bridge Builder. Brothers share a deep commradery where no matter what you do, you will always have the brotherhood there for you.

Like the name implies, the link among men in a brotherhood is similar to the link shared in a family. Brothers will help each other out; brothers will have arguments and fights; brothers hid nothing from each other.
-Nathaniel Steiger

Why do you want to be a part of this fraternity?
I want to be in this fraternity because it is now my home on campus. The brothers are my family, I look out for them and they look out for me. I could not see my life without them, they make me laugh, encourage me to exceed in school and life, and they have helped me (in one semester) to become a better person. I love every one of the brothers of T. E. Phi, they are now my family, and hopefully always will be.
-John (Nipples) Rankim

Monday, January 30, 2006

Charles Barkley on the recent Celtics trade

"This deal totally shifts the balance of power in the East. Now we can add the Celtics to the list of teams that UConn could beat."