Has this ever happened to you?
Well don't worry! Now there's a solution! The amazing SHRIMP PRODUCTS SPRING-HAT!
The SPRING-HAT is a revolutionary new product that will allow you to achieve that look of cartoonish shock that you need to get by in this workaday world!
The Shrimp Products SPRING-HAT is designed to look like a normal baseball cap. If anyone has any suspicions, our helpful style will throw them off the scent! (Hat only comes in one style or color) So how does it work?
Just implant the convenient sharp end of the spring a centimeter below your scalp to make sure the hat doesn't misfire and go off before you want it to. When you finally are surprised, you won't even have to remember your hat! Just sew strings to the inside of your shirt or perhaps just below your skin. When you raise your hands to your mouth in surprise, a natural reaction, the strings will raise hooks from the hat, releasing the spring and shooting the hat off your head! So the next time you need to express surprise, go from disaster, to this!
The Shrimp Products SPRING-HAT! Only $74.99 for surprise at the palm of your hands, whenever you need it!
But that's not all Shrimp Products has been cooking up lately. Has THIS ever happened to YOU?
Don't you with you could have a parachute with you wherever you go? Tired of the inconvenience of having to put on a shirt and then a parachute pack if you might be approaching any tall ledges? Well now, there's a solution for you! It's the SHRIMP PRODUCTS PARASHIRT!
That's right! Right now, most Americans look like this.
But with PARASHIRT, you can look like this all the time:
So how does it work? It's as simple as can be! It's just a parachute pack sewn onto the back of a regular tee shirt!
That's right! A parachute all the time! It couldn't be more convenient!
Be ready to fall at a moment's notice! And better than that, the PARASHIRT comes in hundreds of great styles! (NOTE: Five total styles, no choice in colors) And if you're going to replace your entire wardrobe with PARASHIRT, which you will as you will find that other shirts just don't provide the kind of safety PARASHIRT does when it comes to falling off things, then you'll want to collect several dozen of each! First, show your enthusiam for PARASHIRT with this number:
Or, if you'd rather be hip and topical, go for this one!
You should never go to a party without a PARASHIRT, what with the many intoxicated people falling off rafters and whatnot! But that doesn't mean you can't have a little fun and some party spirit!
And we haven't forgotten about you either, ladies! Look hot and sexy with a PARASHIRT of your own!
If you want a PARASHIRT of your own, get out your credit card or $6000 check and call today! Supplies are limited!
The Shrimp Products SPRING-HAT is designed to look like a normal baseball cap. If anyone has any suspicions, our helpful style will throw them off the scent! (Hat only comes in one style or color) So how does it work?
Just implant the convenient sharp end of the spring a centimeter below your scalp to make sure the hat doesn't misfire and go off before you want it to. When you finally are surprised, you won't even have to remember your hat! Just sew strings to the inside of your shirt or perhaps just below your skin. When you raise your hands to your mouth in surprise, a natural reaction, the strings will raise hooks from the hat, releasing the spring and shooting the hat off your head! So the next time you need to express surprise, go from disaster, to this!
That's right! Right now, most Americans look like this.
But with PARASHIRT, you can look like this all the time:
So how does it work? It's as simple as can be! It's just a parachute pack sewn onto the back of a regular tee shirt!
That's right! A parachute all the time! It couldn't be more convenient!
Be ready to fall at a moment's notice! And better than that, the PARASHIRT comes in hundreds of great styles! (NOTE: Five total styles, no choice in colors) And if you're going to replace your entire wardrobe with PARASHIRT, which you will as you will find that other shirts just don't provide the kind of safety PARASHIRT does when it comes to falling off things, then you'll want to collect several dozen of each! First, show your enthusiam for PARASHIRT with this number:
Or, if you'd rather be hip and topical, go for this one!
You should never go to a party without a PARASHIRT, what with the many intoxicated people falling off rafters and whatnot! But that doesn't mean you can't have a little fun and some party spirit!
And we haven't forgotten about you either, ladies! Look hot and sexy with a PARASHIRT of your own!
If you want a PARASHIRT of your own, get out your credit card or $6000 check and call today! Supplies are limited!
