Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Area man reminded no one can see or hear him

Area man Bart Wilson had to be reminded several times that no one could see or hear him during a vision Thursday evening. "Marcy! Wait! I made a mistake! Don't marry that scumbag! I'm the one you really love!" he cried. "She can't see or hear you, Bart," replied Bart's guardian angel for the fourth time in twenty minutes. "This is just a vision of how things could be. Remember? We've been over this." Wilson went on to yell at a bus driver for almost running him over and ask an oblivious policeman for directions.

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That would actually be a pretty good way to avoid someone you don't like. Just completely ignore them and act like they aren't there. Sit in their chair if you have to. Then hire some actor to follow them around and tell them "You're having a vision, no one can see or hear you."

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