Ryan Butt jokes

There was this basketball player at B.U. last year named Ryan Butt. Do I need to say anything more to set this one up?

(Apologies in advance, this is crude and you'll probably be embarrassed to laugh at it)

The Fork: "oh, and butt gets drilled...."
The Fork: "butt gets rammed by an opposing player"
Me: "the terriers are being led to the win behind butt"
The Fork: "butt passes...."
Me: "the coach should have gone straight to butt in that situation"
The Fork: "coach puts butt on the court"
Me: too bad he wasn't a fat football player, then he would "butt, the wide receiver"
Me: "butt, banged hard on the way to the hole"
The Fork: or "Ryan plays hard. His teamates love to make fun of him for his profuse sweating, knicknaming him Ryan "Dripping" Butt"
Me: "sir mix-a-lot dicusses fondness for bu power forward ryan 'big' butt"
The Fork: "His teammates take advantage of him whenever butt is left wide open.to take it right to the hole....by passing to him whenever they can"
The Fork: over the years, butt has developed a particular taste for mexican food. however, one game it dint sit well and butt spewed all over the court
The Fork: butt's popularity is particularly evident in the reaction of the team's towel boys, who are always eager to wipe a wet Butt
Me: "wow, that big player just took advantage of butt there"
The Fork: "butt always needs to stretch before seeing any serious action"
Me: "that was a long, hard game. i guarentee you butt will be sore for days"
Dan: oh no, i think they may want to double team butt
Dan: butt, acting a little cheeky
Me: "the terriers are taking advantage of butt being wide open in the post every chance they get"