Wednesday, September 15, 2004

There are currently 42 paper cups filled with water sitting in the hall outside my door

Yup.

So now I have to figure out who did this. According to what I've heard, it was Charlie. But does Charlie have a motive? Yesterday, I alerted him of a plot to put a lobster in his bed, so I don't think he'd have the motive, whereas those planning to put the lobster in his bed are probably angry at me. So I have some investigating to do.

Meanwhile, the cups still sit there.

This is the great thing about having a kung fu master for a roomate. Someone's going to get the truth beat out of them tonight.

7 comments:

chris said...

No one finds it the least bit amusing that there were 42 paper cups filled with water waiting outside my door for me when I got back from class?

Well too bad. I run the show around here.

Dan said...

Yeah, I really don't get it. What kind of practical joke is that. 1) It's not very practical. 2) It's not even that funny; it's more lame than anything. I mean, you didn't even get hit or insulted or anything. If you were hanging out with us, you can be sure someone would have punched you... or at the least made a lewd comment about your sister.

chris said...

Well the idea is someone inside the room opens the door and doesn't know they're there and walks into them, thus getting their socks and shoes wet along with the floor. If nothing else, you need to get enough of them to make sure that it's almost impossible to get in or out of the room. That didn't happen.

By the way, it was Charlie. Apparently he was trying to get my roommate but I had to clean it up.

Anonymous said...

i think it's funny.

you guys have more fun making fun of stuff for not being funny or defining humor than actually partaking in it...

douchebags :-/

check out the song "stockholm syndrome" by the band muse btw

Anonymous said...

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I bet it's not as funny as it may seem.



it's probably more irrelevant nonsensical posting about forking things... ahem... "HAHAHA I FORKED MY FOOD LAST NIGHT HAHAHA".



but you can have a medal anyway FOR BEING THE FUNNIEST FORK EVAR!!! !HAHAHAHAHAHA!H!HAHAHAHA



good day

Anonymous said...

blogs are stupid. why do you keep these? "oh hey! look i did stuff! i hope you are amused by my capers and escapades!"


albeit id say i dont mind reading chris's.


i would never share webspace with people that write about their personal lives.

chris said...

Are these the same anonymouseses? Because I'm losing track of what's going on here.

Personal blogs are rather self indulgent. That's why I aim to focus on entertaining the humor-fan and informing the NGW-fan.