7:00 EST tonight on CBS, Ashlee Simpson will be on 60 Minutes. And not like "Ashlee Simpson explains herself, tonight on 60 Minutes." Like "We have the footage of Ashlee running offstage after embarrassing herself on 60 Minutes." I'll watch it and relay what happens. I want Shrimp Products to be remembered one day as having been on the front lines of Ashleegate.
UPDATE: Don't know what's going on where you are, but here in Boston the Patriots game is (predictably) running long. Hang in there.
UPDATE 2: I just saw it and I'm bumping this to the top (meaning there may be stuff you haven't seen yet underneath this post). It was barely about Ashlee. I was surprised that Lorne didn't know she was going to lip sync (if I believe him, which I don't necessarily do; am I supposed to believe that the sound guys didn't tell Lorne about it?). The most enlightening moments came when Leslie Stahl interviewed a priest who said that though he forces children to give him blow jobs, he still thinks she's a worthless piece of shit. After that, Stahl went into an all-too-brief discussion of the significance of Garbasail.
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The Garbasail rules!!
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