ARREST ARTEST

This is absolutely insane. Unbelievable. Just to the left of the article there, watch the video: "See the fight that ended the game." This is the place to see all kinds of video, including high res stuff with DivX and a SportsCenter recap, neither of which I've watched yet.

Top Four Things Other Than Being Hit With Cups of Beer That Lead to Ron Artest Punching Random People:

4. When musicians who try and pretend like they have credibility and then lip sync on national TV. (Aside: is this better than Ashlee Simpson? Right now I say yes, but we'll see which has the better staying power.)
3. When the idiots at Subway put mayonaisse on his roast beef and turkey sub when he specifically asks for no mayo. He fucking hates that! (Inside the mind of the average Shrimp Products reader: "What is with this kid's obsession with Subway?")
2. Three words: pork barrel spending.
1. When Paul Anka slices through him like a fucking hammer (which Mr. Anka does whenever he fucking moves).

LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!

Come up with another reason thing other than being hit with cups of beer that makes Ron Artest start punching random people and put it in the comments. I've seen other blogs do this and it works though most of those blogs have readerships larger than four, so we'll see how it goes. And you may think I've used up all the good inside jokes, but keep in mind, Nick Nolte and Don Zimmer are still out there.