Thursday, November 11, 2004

Dear US cidiz of Connect: the best of Scottywood's mangling of the English language

These are from a skit Scottywood wrote in fifth grade for an explorer project. Since I have years of experience dealing with Scottywood, I think I can figure him out, and so I will post my translations of the pictures I am linking to.

(Joilet straddles copiously them)

NARRATOR: We now lion YAR! Louise Joilet with, even farther, Jacques Marquette going down. MISSISSIPPI RIVER
MARQUETTE: [Crossed out: In worry's vice, thought the story] Joilet, are we out of Coors?

Pepe: talks, Norm. Errrrr...

MARQUETTE: I'm a goner. DIE!
PEPE: Joilet, were you nuts OH NO!!!

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