Thursday, November 18, 2004

Questions you'll never have to ask

1) What do you mean I have scurvy?
2) I'm not sure. What's your favorite moment of the Crocodile Dundee series?
3) Did the Triceratops charge at you before or after you changed its diaper?
4) How was I drafted by Indonesia and the Ukraine at the same time?
5) Could you just stop asking questions and get the table out of my ear?
6) Have you seen my jaw?
7) What's the last thing you remember before the cow stabbed you?
8) Did you vote for Senator Nolte or President-Elect Fogle?
9) Will you marry me, Nickolodeon's Stick Stickley?

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