The Human Mind Under Stress

Point:
ME: I have to write a paper tonight.
TIM: Oh yeah? For what class.
ME: English.
TIM: Which English are you in?
ME: EN 220.
TIM: Oh, so you're an English major? I didn't know that.
ME: Yeah.
TIM: So you want to be a writer?
ME: Yeah, that would be great. Have it on my desk by ten.
TIM: (Slightly confused) Heh. Yeah...You can make a lot of money with just one book.
ME: (Slightly confused) Yeah.
TIM: Alright, man, I gotta go. See ya.
ME: Later.
VOICE 2: He said "you want to be a writer" not "you want me to write it," you idiot.
VOICE 1: Huh. That makes sense I guess.

Counter-Point:
Not having slept in around thirty hours, Felix still comes up with the brilliant idea of putting yogurt in a cup and drinking juice out of a bowl. It was as awesome as it sounds.