HOBART, Ind. - A woman's effort to assuage her 6-year-old son's fears of his grandfather's ghost by selling it on eBay has drawn more than 34 bids with a top offer of $78.I don't have $78 but I do have some Alf Pogs. I'll ask her if she's interested in a trade.
OTHER RELEVANT SIMPSONS QUOTES:
(Bart runs off to find Milhouse to get his soul back)
HOMER: Bart! You didn't finish your Spaghetti and Moe balls!
HOMER'S BRAIN: Silence, you fool. It can be ours!
HOMER (eating Bart's spaghetti): Run, boy! Run! Run for your life, boy!
JIMBO: Way to breathe, no breath.
MARGE: An alligator with sunglasses? Well now I've seen everything!
MOE: Please take the basket off my head, kid, it's extremely hot.
BART: When Milhouse was leaving, did you notice if he was carrying a piece of paper?
EXTERMINATOR: Oh yeah. You don't forget a thing like that.
TODD: Ow, my freakin' ears!
GRANDMA VAN HOUTEN: A caller at this hour? You dial 9-1, and then when I tell you, dial 1 again.
2 comments:
Milhouse, give Bart his soul back, I have work tomorrow!
If the Ayatollah can't have it, no one can.
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