I've run out of ideas

for Future Chris Sartinsky, so that's over.

Meanwhile, Slow Children at Play, the sketch comedy group I told you about was amazing. For example...

DOCTOR PERFORMING SURGERY: Bone saw.
(His assistant hands him something. The Doctor drops it in the patient)
DOCTOR: Whoa. Was that a bone saw? Or was that a time bomb set for 17 years?
ASSISSTANT: I'm not sure.
...
DOCTOR: Alright, alright. Just check the table and see if there's a bone saw there.
ASSISSTANT: There's no bone saw.
DOCTOR: OK. At least we know it's a bone saw in there.
ASSISTANT: Doctor?
DOCTOR: Yes?
ASSISTANT: There's no time bomb either.