No, really.
Don't read the article. I did and I regret it; it really kind of ruins the mental picture you have right now. Just enjoy the headline.
Top Four Other Things That Tipped Investigators Off To Possible Inproprieties By The Aforementioned Online School
4. Honorary degrees given to Daffy Duck and Huckleberry Hound.
3. They boast of being the only college in the nation to offer degrees, low cost hair-replacement, and penis enlargers.
2. The board of trustees? Jared Fogle, Nick Nolte, and Pac-Man.
1. They gave a degree to a fucking cat. What more evidence do you people need?
Thanks to The Fork
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