Sometimes, you just need to take a minute out of your day to relax. Let me help you. All right. First, I want you to close your eyes.
Wait. Now you can't read the rest of this. Open your eyes.
Oh fuck. Hello? Can you hear this? Open your eyes. OPEN YOUR EYES!
What are you an idiot? You just gonna sit in that chair with your eyes closed all day until further notice? Well it's gonna be a while before you get any further notice. I imagine the kind of person who sits in their chair all day with their eyes closed because a blog told them to doesn't get very many personal calls.
Hello? Hello? HELLO?
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