I'm not really watching tonight, but there's nothing like seeing Wayne Newton kick some grandpa's ass.
OK, I CAN'T RESIST UPDATE: I vas his gym teacher in high school. He couldn't climb ze rope.
TERRIBLE IDEA UPDATE: He's just mentioning the secret hand signals to the guy two minutes before the tournament starts in the busy casino within earshot of Humpty Dumpty?
ALMOST A PAUL ANKA QUOTE UPDATE: You're all on fucking notice!
A BRIEF SYNOPSIS OF WHAT A SEEMINGLY CONFUSED HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST SAID TO THE SQUINTY GUY UPDATE: I'm just trying to let you know who you're getting involved with. I'll fucking kill you.
I BET THIS TIME THE COCKY GUY WILL WIN UPDATE: Sure, cocky guys are like 0-23 in the first three episodes, but I have a good feeling about this one.
OH, THE WIT UPDATE: COCKY GUY WHO JUST MIGHT WIN THIS TIME: How'd you get the money for this, lad?
SQUINTY EDDIE: I robbed a Salvation Army kettle last Christmas.
COCKY GUY WHO JUST MIGHT WIN THIS TIME: That's how I got my career started.
I THINK THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE A SIGNIFICANT MORAL MOMENT UPDATE: WILL HE RERAISE?
OH, YOU'VE DISAPPOINTED ME UPDATE: Yes. You fucking spineless worm.
THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE UPDATE: Will someone please tell me who the casino owner looks like? Be creative; I do call a character Humpty Dumpty afterall. Whoever he is, he looks worse and worse every week.
HOW ARTFUL UPDATE: "And then we'll pan out on Grandpa laying face up on the slot machines he crushed after falling off the balcony."
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