Thursday, February 24, 2005

I NOW CONTROL THE WORLD AND THE FOLLOWING ARE MY MANDATES

1. THE NAME "GREG" WILL BE CHANGED TO "GERG," AND ANYONE WHO WAS FORMALLY REFERRED TO AS "GREG" WILL FROM NOW ON BE CALLED "GERG."

(An exception will only be granted to The Fork, who will be recognized by THE STATE either as Gerg or The Fork as he so chooses)

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