Wednesday, February 02, 2005

The quote, in approximately 18 pt font, above the top headline in today's Daily Free Press

"If it weren't for the facebook, I wouldn't have any friends."
--Shawn Wolfe, SMG Freshman

(alternate title for this post: why I will never ever ever join the facebook)

When the Free Press updates their web site, I'll post a link to the PDF of today's front page so you can see how prominently Shawn Wolfe's humiliation was displayed on the only independent newspaper on campus.

Inside the mind of: Shawn Wolfe, SMG Freshman
"If it weren't for my willingness to speak frankly with that reporter for the Daily Free Press, I'd still have friends."

AS PROMISED UPDATE: There you go, folks

GENIUS AND POSSIBLY CRUEL IDEA UPDATE: I'm going to need the rest of you to "friend" this guy on facebook and tease the hell out of him. Post any interactions you have with him on your own blogs or in these comments or just give them to me and I'll post them.

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