Thursday, March 17, 2005

Bad teenage poetry: The most hateable player in college basketball edition

No bandage can cover my scars
It's hard living a life behind invisible bars
Searching for the face of God
I'm only inspired by the poems of Nas

Who wrote those inspirational verses? None other than the most hateable player in college basketball: one Mr. J.J. Redick. That's just a small taste. Check them all out. From this great article.

ON SECOND THOUGHT UPDATE: Those B.C. punkasses with their idiot dreadlocks might be more hateable than Redick. I'm not sure. It's a close one.

THE BEST PART UPDATE:

The following is a selection of poems written by Duke guard J.J. Redick which he selected for publication on SI.com.

This isn't someone stealing J.J.'s private notebook and running off to SI. This is J.J. opening up his notebook and saying "yeah, this one about invisible bars and the poems of Nas is pretty good." What. A. Loser.

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