Fun with my new screen name, round 2

Let's see how long I can keep this up before people I know start catching on.


My new secret screen name (1:24:55 AM): hey can you put fernando on please?
My new secret screen name (1:25:01 AM): i need to talk to him and his cell is off or something
Steve (1:25:09 AM): sorry whos this?
My new secret screen name (1:25:19 AM): come on, man, just put fernando on
My new secret screen name (1:25:20 AM): it's important
Steve (1:25:30 AM): ur nuts
My new secret screen name (1:25:37 AM): did he say that?
My new secret screen name (1:25:47 AM): tell him i just need to ask him a quick question about the swan
Steve (1:25:56 AM): ok
My new secret screen name (1:26:01 AM): thanks man
Steve (1:26:12 AM): he says that the swan would like to fuck you in the ass
My new secret screen name (1:26:45 AM): tell him to stop being stupid and i just need to know how he got the swan to stay out of the yard
My new secret screen name (1:26:47 AM): is he drunk?
Steve (1:27:31 AM): yo, honestly, I have no idea who fernando is or how you got my sn, so stop talking to me, I can make up a bunch of stories about the swan, lol
My new secret screen name (1:28:45 AM): is this mario?
Steve (1:28:52 AM): no its luigi
My new secret screen name (1:29:10 AM): all right, really?
My new secret screen name (1:29:13 AM): cause i know a luigi
My new secret screen name (1:29:18 AM): but i don't know if you're just joking with the whole mario thing
Steve (1:29:26 AM): yea, and princess toadstool is sucking my dick
My new secret screen name (1:29:50 AM): ?
My new secret screen name (1:29:54 AM): oh, this is tj, isn't it
Steve (1:29:57 AM): if youre just fuckin around, cool, i like to do that, but honestly, you got the wrong sn
My new secret screen name (1:30:33 AM): i wish i was fucking around, there's a fucking huge swan prancing around my yard and i can't leave the house
Steve (1:30:41 AM): where are you
My new secret screen name (1:30:47 AM): ga
Steve (1:30:58 AM): ok, well im in pennsylvaina, alright
My new secret screen name (1:31:03 AM): so this isn't tj?
Steve (1:31:20 AM): no sir
Steve (1:31:26 AM): look at my info, damn
My new secret screen name (1:31:42 AM): i can't read greek
Steve (1:31:55 AM): well is TJ in a frat?
My new secret screen name (1:31:57 AM): tj is greek though, are you just fucking around with me?
My new secret screen name (1:32:01 AM): no but he's greek
Steve (1:32:25 AM): oh, well you got the wrong guy bro hymn
My new secret screen name (1:32:54 AM): http://community.webshots.com/photo/252645454/252647126KXSCLe
My new secret screen name (1:32:57 AM): wait i know that guy though
My new secret screen name (1:33:07 AM): he sold me an amplifier
Steve (1:33:15 AM): who
My new secret screen name (1:33:20 AM): the one in the picture
My new secret screen name (1:33:22 AM): murray i think?
Steve (1:33:32 AM): dude, youre crazy
Steve (1:33:37 AM): this is sooooooo shane
My new secret screen name (1:33:57 AM): no, sean
Steve (1:34:04 AM): sean...
My new secret screen name (1:34:45 AM): well i'm not telling you my name until you level with me
Steve (1:34:51 AM): haha, ok
My new secret screen name (1:34:53 AM): this is mario, right?
Steve (1:34:56 AM): what do you wanna know
Steve (1:35:00 AM): no, this is steve
My new secret screen name (1:35:18 AM): steve abhoud-miller?
Steve (1:35:29 AM): wow, that is a bad made-up name
My new secret screen name (1:35:57 AM): so that's not you?
My new secret screen name (1:36:04 AM): his mom didn't want to drop her name
Steve (1:36:06 AM): no
Steve (1:37:03 AM): ur lucky im bored and actually typing back to this
My new secret screen name (1:37:06 AM): all right, so i guess i don't know who you are then
My new secret screen name (1:37:16 AM): look, i'm just trying to find fernando
Steve (1:37:18 AM): howd you get the sn
My new secret screen name (1:37:24 AM): fernando gave it to me
My new secret screen name (1:37:46 AM): he said that's where he'd be tonight
My new secret screen name (1:38:19 AM): are their people over there? could you ask around for me?
Steve (1:38:30 AM): no Im in my dorm room, hahahaha
My new secret screen name (1:39:15 AM): do you go to college with murray?
My new secret screen name (1:39:18 AM): or whoever that kid was
My new secret screen name (1:40:38 AM): hello?
Steve (1:41:39 AM): nope