Monday, May 09, 2005

TONIGHT ON THE NEWS AT 10

HE STOMPED A FAMILY OF GEESE TO DEATH AND NOW HE'S FACING CRIMINAL CHARGES

3 comments:

Dan said...

I never really mentioned it, but FOX news here is totally ridiculous. Here is one lead in before commercial they had some months ago:

"What's this infant doing that's critical to its development??? NOTHING!!! Next, on FOX 5 at 5"

chris said...

ahhahaha what does that even mean?

The best one I ever saw was "Coming up on the news at whatever, a story that will change the way you eat lunch forever!"

chris said...

http://www.boston.com/news/local/rhode_island/articles/2005/05/09/ri_man_faces_charges_after_goose_goslings_die/

Police said an adult goose hissed at Sanders, who then slipped and fell in the mud. Then, the police report said, ''angered by this fall, he began his rampage, chasing the goslings and kicking them."

''I'm heartbroken over what happened. I felt threatened, and then when I slipped, I felt desperate because they were all around me."

A witness allegedly saw Sanders grab the goose and kick it, police said. Then, they said, Sanders ran down a grassy stretch, shouting, and stopped to jump up and down.

The witness called police, who said they found two goslings flattened on the parking lot and three more dead on the grass.

I can't find a picture of the guy online, but I saw him on the news and he looked like a total nerd.