July 21, 1989
Yet another goat runs for mayor, and is successfully elected. Consequently, his term was cut short as he was hit by a train and caused it to derail.
Dan
Feb. 13, 1989
Sun MicroSystems is founded and immediately car-bombed.
Me
Dec 17, 1969
Lyndon B. Johnson’s goat, mayor-elect of Houston, is run over and killed by a drunk Nick Nolte.
Me
June 13, 1988
The day M.C. Hammer claimed he was “too legit 2 quit”
The Fork
“The Nit-Wits”
The misadventures of a retarded family who try to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon but end up at a garbage dump.
Dan
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