Have you ever heard of Fine Connecticut Nutmeg? Of course you haven't. Because first of all, there's no such thing as Fine Connecticut Nutmeg. And second of all, if there is such a thing as Fine Connecticut Nutmeg, no one would ever no it because who the hell uses nutmeg. You can maybe get something like nutmeg chicken at a restaurant. I wouldn't know nutmeg if I saw it. For all I know I'm eating pencil shavings in gravy.
If you're going to make something up, as Connecticut obviously has, at least make it something cool. Connecticut: The Fireworks State.
"Oh, does Connecticut have a lot of fireworks?"
"I don't know. DON'T YOU WANT TO FIND OUT?"
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