COM-Pliments (a BU Tonight sketch that will never air)

CHRISTIAN
Every now and then, we like to honor someone who works on the show with a segment we like to call Com-Pliments

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CHRISTIAN
Today’s Com-Pliment goes out to one of our writers, Killian.

KILLIAN enters.

CHRISTIAN
Well, Killian, congratulations. You’re receiving this Com-Pliment because you’ve put a lot of work into this show lately. You show up to every meeting, you’re very punctual and you always come with great ideas.

KILLIAN
Well thanks, I—

CHRISTIAN
And on top of that, you’ve been dressing sexier lately and that’s a sure path to a promotion.

KILLIAN
Uh—

CHRISTIAN
Well that’s this week’s Com-Pliment. We’ll be right back.