Best of Balderdash: SUPERHOT Edition

July 21, 1989
Yet another goat runs for mayor, and is successfully elected. Consequently, his term was cut short as he was hit by a train and caused it to derail.
Dan

Feb. 13, 1989
Sun MicroSystems is founded and immediately car-bombed.
Me

Dec 17, 1969
Lyndon B. Johnson’s goat, mayor-elect of Houston, is run over and killed by a drunk Nick Nolte.
Me

June 13, 1988
The day M.C. Hammer claimed he was “too legit 2 quit”
The Fork

“The Nit-Wits”
The misadventures of a retarded family who try to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon but end up at a garbage dump.
Dan

Coming to grips with the popularity of his web site, Chris decides to get something off his chest

I hate minorities.

AFTER A MOMENT OF REGRET UPDATE: Eh, The Fork knew that anyway.

Improv Comedy, pt. 2

OK, someone give me a location!
AUDIENCE MEMBER 1: Restaurant!
AUDIENCE MEMBER 2: Pharmacy!
AUDIENCE MEMBER 3: Sex store!
OK, I heard restaurant. Now Jessica and I will play a couple on a first date at a restaurant, but she has a problem. What is her problem?
AUDIENCE MEMBER 1: She’s got a boyfriend!
AUDIENCE MEMBER 2: There are insects in her dress!
AUDIENCE MEMBER 3: Sex fetish!
I heard insects in her dress. Boy oh boy, this oughta be great! Let’s get going!

Chris does improv comedy blogging

OK, give me a location!