Passing thoughts while sitting behind a table no one visited at the Litchfield Jazz Festival

There is not a single pair of shorts at this thing that fall less than six inches above the knees. Except for that guy with the satin capri pants.

The guy on stage just called himself "the hippest cat in the universe." And then he said "I had to get all my hipness from Downbeat Magazine. Subscriiiiibe." I hope that's not a real magazine.

There is no one here under the age of 38 besides a smattering of jazz band geeks. Jazz band geeks are like band geeks only they're pretentious and they think that by listening to music that went out of fashion decades ago somehow makes them cool despite the mountains of circumstantial and empirical evidence that suggest otherwise.

OH MAN THAT'S DAN MCGREW. He still stands exactly the same way as he always did.

Most unlikely article of clothing seen today: "Violent J: Wizard of the Hood" ICP tee shirt. Second place goes to the guy with the satin capri pants.

"When I say 'I'm hip,' you say 'I read Downbeat Magazine.'" OK.

Why blogging has been so slow lately

Enough said.

Four people who look like new BU President Robert A. Brown

New BU President Robert A. Brown
Conservative pundit Bill O'Reilly

New US Ambassador to the UN John Bolton
Col. Sanders

The guy who played the postmaster general on Seinfeld (not pictured)

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badoomba

Jesse, drunk in a chat room

ShrimpSar: where'd flo go by the way?
Jdmhatch97: wilma chow
ShrimpSar: haha what does that mean
Jdmhatch97: i guess he flo away

newsweek.com poll results, 10:03:32 this morning

Have you ever used crystal meth? * 690 responses
Yes 7%
No 90%
I don't know 3%

I hope that a simple sentence will trigger the memories of at least some of my readers and that will be enough to make them laugh

"Swimfan" was on today.