SCOTTYWOOD vs. SCOTTYWOOD

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::Scottywood's music comes over the PA. The crowd goes crazy::

JR: Well what is this?
LAWLER: Looks like we're getting a little visit from Scottywood!
JR: What's he doing here?

::Scottywood comes down the ramp. The crowd cheers. He grabs a microphone from ringside::








: For those of you who didn't know, this is Scottywood!

::The crowd goes crazy::

: Now as you may or may not know, there's a Pay-Per-View coming up, and I've got a title match. So you'll have as good an opportunity as you're gonna get to see The Perfect One in action! Because I am the one, the only, Sco--

::Scottywood's music plays again. Scotty drops the mic and looks around, confused. He swears to himself. Suddenly, someone else enters to Scottywood's music, flashing Scottywood's signs to the crowd::














: Well would you look at that!









: And just who in the hell do you think you are?















: Who am I? Who am I? Well I'm Scottywood. The question is--who the hell do you think you are?

::The crowd boos loudly::








: Boy, everyone in this arena knows who I am!

:The crowd goes crazy::














: Oh, is that right? Well they'd better learn to get it right. Because from now on, I am the only Scottywood on the Internet!








: Look at this guy in the red shirt! What is he doing? He ain't--foolin' anybody!

::The crowd goes crazy::














: You're getting old, Scotty. The fact is, you wouldn't even last ::holds up three fingers:: two seconds with me!








: You ain't nothing cool. You ain't even the flavor of the month! You just a one day--minuter.

::The crowd looks at one another, confused::

After I win at the Pay-Per-View, it'll be you and me, one on one!














:Why wait? Are you scared of me? Are you afraid of what I'm going to do to thee?








: You, with the weird curly hair. (Long pause) You gonna look at me and stare?

::There is a long awkward silence. Scottywood's music plays. Both Scottywoods exit slowly::

JR: Well, King, I'm not sure what we just saw.
LAWLER: Can you understand a thing those kids were saying?
JR: No I can't, King.