Things that might have been going through the mind of the hitchhiker I saw yesterday by the Hinman Sawmill on Rt. 69

1

These shoes are uncomfortable

2

Somebody better pick me up, I need to get back to my time machine so I can return to the late 1930s.

3

WHOOOOAAAAAOOAOAA OOOOOHHHHHHH AAAAAAHHHHH OOOHOOOOHHHHH
FOR THE LONGEST TIME
WHOOOOAAAAAA AAAAAAHHOOOHHHH
FOR THE LONGEST

4

Why is that kid with the ugly hair laughing at me?