NOTE: Fellow blogger Ben Simpson will be writing occasional Stardom Updates for our site, giving our reader an intern's eye view of the glamorous world of Hollywood celebrity! Ben Simpson is a student in the school of management at Boston University and is very large.
FLASH !
I saw Hollywood SuperHunk Joseph Gordon-Levitt !!! yawning outside a CostCo.
GLITZ !
Could have been Legendary Tunester Billy Joel !!!! walking on the sidewalk. I don't know. No one was talking to him and I think he lives on Long Island, so probably not.
CLICK !
Someone who looked like Hot Young Superstar On The Rise Giovanni Ribisi !?! but wasn't yelled at me for running into him on the street when I was trying to rush my boss's drycleaning back to work before he reamed my ass again.
FIZZLE !
Definitely saw SuperFunny Star Of Amanda Bynes Star Vehicle What a Girl Wants Colin Firth just staring into space in a Starbucks. It was definitely him.
TRANSYLVANIA !
Made about three hundred photocopies and faxed them out to The Producer Of Monkey Blockbuster Dunston Checks In !!!!!!!!!$#@MOTHERF!@@#!!!!! It took four hours. I missed my lunch break.
CHALLENGER EXPLOSION !
That's all for this week! Before to check in throughout the summer for more from the glamorous life of Ben "The Shark" Simpson!
JIHAD !
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