ELMER: That was a pretty good take.
BUGS: (sipping coffee) Eh.
ELMER: You don’t think that went well.
BUGS: The director’s an idiot.
ELMER: Mel?
BUGS: He doesn’t know what he’s doing. He wouldn’t know an augmented lens from a hole in the ground.
ELMER: He’s a nice guy.
BUGS: If you haven’t noticed, he’s got the IQ of a trained seal.
ELMER: He seems nice.
BUGS: And while we’re on the subject, you mind not stepping on half my lines like you always do?
ELMER: Well, I didn’t mean to, but—
BUGS: What is this, Amateur Hour? Bring Your Functionally Retarded Daughter to Work Day?
ELMER: C’mon, Bugs, we’re doing the best we can.
BUGS: I’m trying to make a career for myself, if I knew a bunch of chimps would be dragging me down, I wouldn’t be here.
ELMER: The pay’s nice.
BUGS: Listen. I know you think you’re making a name for yourself out there, stuttering and spitting like a jackass. But acting is not a job. It’s a craft. Are you with me?
ELMER: I guess. I’m more of a comedian, I think.
BUGS: Yeah. You think.
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