Jokes told by ventriloquist Jeff Dunham, interspersed with comments left by his fans on youtube

[Walter, on his suitcase being opened at an airport's security checkpoint] I popped up and I go "Hey! Shut the damn door!"

knight037 (1 month ago)
the host is a tool... he stepped on all the jokes!

[on suicide bombers] Way to go, Habib! Bet you can't do it again!

BuckWld897 (2 weeks ago)
wow...host messed it up

[on "Brokeback Mountain"] That settles it. Jeff and I are never going camping together again...I used to watch the Lone Ranger and Tonto and I used to think "Something's missing. They need to hug."

DustyAfro (1 month ago)
Walter jokes were hilarious! Those people in there and the host like Londa101 said were too uptight. I laughed my butt off still though. I love it when Jokes bomb.

[on policemen riding bicycles] Yeah. How intimidating is this. "All right, lady, pull it over. 'Ching ching! Ching ching!' What do they do when they arrest somebody? "All right, in the basket."

defyme (1 week ago)
The Host is a moron!!!

[on other languages] What does it mean when the terrorists go [incoherent ululation]. It sounds to me a little like "YIPPIE KIYO KIYAH."

wiltaz69 (2 weeks ago)
the host should have introduced him and then shut up

[on President Bush's approval ratings] Warren G. Harding's ratings were better than Bush's, don't you think?

XxHitomixX (4 days ago)
Kay sorry... poor sad little man, that host. He ruined it, but I still feel sorry for him.

[on President Bush's approval ratings] Plantation owners in the south gave Lincoln better approval ratings than...

jonamond (16 hours ago)
man, i feel sry for jef and walter. the audince and the host butcherd the jokes. i was laughing so hard i started crying. Walter kills at the big clubs tho