Thursday, April 26, 2007

The Last Words of Julius Caesar

They stab Caesar, Casca first, Brutus last
CAESAR
Et tu, Bruté?

They stab Caesar, Casca first, Brutus last
CAESAR
Just so you know, Brutus, you reek. Take a bath.

They stab Caesar, Casca first, Brutus last
CAESAR
Aw! Aw! Aw, c'mon, man! C'mon, now!

They stab Caesar, Casca first, Brutus last
CAESAR
WOWZA!

They stab Caesar, Casca first, Brutus last
CAESAR
Hey Brutus, I fucked your sister.

They stab Caesar, Casca first, Brutus last
CAESAR
Whose blood is this?

They stab Caesar, Casca first, Brutus last
CAESAR
Yeah, well, I--man, can't think of anything.

They stab Caesar, Casca first, Brutus last
CAESAR
PISS FART PISS FART HAHAHA.

They stab Caesar, Casca first, Brutus last
CAESAR
Greed.

They stab Caesar, Casca first, Brutus last
CAESAR
Hey, ow.

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