Tuesday, August 07, 2007

P.A. is broken

At a Macy's

REPAIRMAN
Yeah, I got your call. What's the problem?

MANAGER
It's the P.A. system. I think it's broken.

REPAIRMAN
All right, I can fix that. It just doesn't work?

MANAGER
Well, it works. It's just working strangely.

REPAIRMAN
How so?

MANAGER picks up the P.A.

MANAGER
Attention Macy's shop--

STONE COLD (V.O.)
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, 'CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!

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