Scene from my screenplay "The Non-Sequiturial Killer"

VICTIM 1 is enjoying a nice, hot shower. He turns off the water. He hears the phone ringing, loudly. That is strange; there's no phone in the bathroom. He pulls back the shower curtain. He finds KILLER, wearing a hockey mask, holding a machete in one hand and VICTIM 1's ringing phone in the other.

KILLER
This phone's for you!

With one slice, KILLER chops VICTIM 1's head clean off its neck. The head rolls across the tile floor. Close-up on the head reveals VICTIM 1's face, forever frozen in a look of puzzlement and confusion.