Time and space

In a space shuttle.

"Wake up."

"Huh?"

"Wake up already, it's time to get up."

"Off day, nothing to do."

"I know, but seriously, wake up already."

"C'mon, I just did a three-hour spacewalk, I'm tired."

"It's 2:00 and you're still asleep."

"It's wha--are you wearing a watch?"

"Are you going to sleep all day?"

"It's not day, you idiot. We're in space."

"It's past lunch on the east coast."

"So fucking what? We're in space, there's not time anymore."

"You're never going to get over this jet lag if you sleep all day."

"We're not on a jet for Christ's sake."

"Shuttle lag, then."

"I am going to throw you out of this spacecraft."