Hey sh**bird

Email to Greg from his roommate:

Hey sh**bird, you f***ed up the rent check in two ways:

1) Quit putting “sensual massage :)” on the f***ing memo. The last thing I need if I ever get audited is for the IRS to pull up images of checks for $830 with that on the memo. A) How am I going to explain the revenue I didn’t pay taxes on. B) That sh** is illegal.

2) You spelled Helen’s name wrong. It’s Helen Y*******, not Charles Atkinson.

Give our landlord a call and explain to her why the rent has been late every month since you moved in.

Get me another check for her.