Old BU Tonight brainstorm

I accidentally opened a file containing some brainstorms for an old BU Tonight sketch ("Comedy Trainer") that never got past like half a first draft. The stuff that's bold below is what was bold in the file.

Training montage
Pushups while burning with cigarette, telling bad jokes
Chasing a chicken
Sweaty beach flashback
“into corner” after monologue (spit bucket)
Clint Eastwood/hitting neck against stool, becoming crippled
Taking thing from hand
Robe w/ ridiculous entrance theme, “The Crusher”
Color commentary from Bob Costas
Testifying before Congress w/ Orioles hat and moustache
Running up CAS staircase, becoming winded
Clip of Rambo 2
Runs w/ baton, throws in air, turns into spaceship
Basketball player shattering rim w/ gorilla slam
Rickshaw racism
Pope skis, fights bear
Bear fights, bum/bear fights (furry coat)
Betting on dogfights, throwing down money w/ cigar in mouth
Rambo wig, can’t forget Vietnam
Bikini round #
Asks credentials “took Phyllis Diller in three rounds”
Tap dancing/breakaway furniture
Mouthguard

Ah. Youth...