Latest news from Marmadukeville

LARGE DOG DRAGS OWNER ON LEASH!!!
Marmadukeville -- A large dog was seen dragging his owner through the city streets on a leash this morning! "Marmaduke!" said the man, as he flew down the street, making no contact with the sidewalk because the large dog was running faster than the man could! "Slow down!" he continued as the large dog continued his pursuit of a hot dog cart!

LARGE DOG EATS FOOD MADE FOR HUMANS!!!!!
Marmadukeville -- A large dog was seen eating a plate of food prepared with the intention of it being eaten by a human today! "Marmaduke!" said the woman who had prepared the dish, as the dog ate it vociferously! "I made that food for a person!" she continued as the large dog continued eating the food, oblivious to the woman's cries!

LARGE DOG HAS OBJECTS MADE FOR HUMANS IN HIS DOGHOUSE!!!!!!!
Marmadukeville -- A large dog has a couch, refrigerator and television in his doghouse, it was reported today! "Marmaduke!" said the dog's owner as he saw the lavish living quarters in which the dog was living in the man's backyard! "Marmaduke is easily bored!" said the man's female living companion as the large dog turned on the television set, quite ridiculously using his paw to manipulate a remote control!

OWNER EXPRESSES EXASPERATION WITH LARGE DOG!!!!!!!!!!!
Marmadukeville -- The owner of a large dog has expressed exasperation with the aforementioned dog, it was reported today! "Marmaduke!" said the man, hands on his hips as the dog did something absurd that made the man feel exasperated! "Oh no! Marmaduke!" the man continued, as the large dog disregarded the man's exasperation and continued doing the quite absurd thing he had been doing all along! "MARMADUKE!!!"

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MARMADUKE!!!

MARMADUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!