RASH-ON

"There's something wrong with my skin, but I don't know what it is."

"I'll tell you what's wrong with your skin. It's unblemished."

"Unblemished?"

"YOU need RASH-ON."

RASH-ON!

"But how does it work?"

"Just squeeze RASH-ON onto your skin, and within minutes, you'll have an itchy, pus-dripping rash in no time!"

"Wow! Give it here!"

RASH-ON! RASH-ON!

"That's amazing! I just rubbed it on my face, and I'm already breaking out in a horrible rash!"

"I toldja RASH-ON really worked!"

"And it really itches!"

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"Look at your skin! It's covered in rashes! Isn't RASH-ON a dream?"

"Actually these rashes are really uncomfortable."

RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSHHH-OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!