Talking Crocodile Island: Ferry

HUMAN 1
Let's take this ferry today. I'd like to be able to see the sea and one of the nearby islands we've never really explored.

HUMAN 2
Let's see. The next ferry leaves in ten minutes. It doesn't say where it's going.

HUMAN 1
That's fine. We'll just take it wherever it goes, and explore that island.

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HUMAN 1
This sure is a nice island. Look at all these pretty old buildings and the cobblestone street.

HUMAN 2
Yeah. I wonder what they call this island.

HUMAN 1
Well that sign over there says...'Talking Crocodile Island.' Hmm, I wonder why they call it that.

CROCODILE 1
Well it isn't because of the sea lions, old chap!

HUMAN 1 & HUMAN 2
*GASP!*

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CROCODILE 1
This is our town hall, and this is our downtown shopping area.

HUMAN 1
Gee, you crocodiles sure do have a nice island.

CROCODILE 1
We do. That's because our forefathers believed in building a better town for their ancestors, and in passing down the English language so that we could pass down our history, instead of sitting around in the mud and swamp all day.

HUMAN 2
Your architecture is so advanced.

CROCODILE 1
Yes. Well, the last ferry back to your world of no talking crocodiles is about to leave. You'd better go.

HUMAN 1 & HUMAN 2
But we don't ever want to leave Talking Crocodile Island!!!

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HUMAN 1
Talking Crocodile Island sure was great. We'll have to go back very soon.

HUMAN 2
We sure will. I can't get over how advanced those crocodiles' civilization is!

HUMAN 1
Hey, let's go see if we can visit the ship's captain in the captain's room as he steers the ship back to our home port.

HUMAN 2
OK.

HUMAN 1
Hey look! The ship's captain is a crocodile too!

HUMAN 2
We just came from your island! It was beautiful!

CROCODILE 2
GGRRRRAAAAARRRGGG!

HUMAN 1 & HUMAN 2
Uh oh! This crocodile isn't from Talking Crocodile Island!

HUMAN 1 and HUMAN 2 see the bloody, decapitated head of the CAPTAIN roll across the floor.