HIATUS

It is with great reluctance that I announce the First Ever Official Shrimp Products Hiatus. I don't like it any more than you do. In fact, I probably like it a great deal less, and you've probably shrugged and scrolled to the next entry in your RSS reader already. But I DON'T LIKE IT. Fact is, I've been real busy working, and by the time I get home lately, it's hard to muster up the effort for much Voluntary Brain Work (FACT: earlier this evening I purchased a $60 wrestling video game). And I mean, when's the last time I posted anything that was any good anyway?

Now, I don't know what the First Ever Official Shrimp Products Hiatus will look like. I may not post at all. I may post less frequently than normal. I may post more frequently than normal, but expending a lot less effort (this doesn't seem likely). Whatever it looks like, it probably isn't worth worrying about, so God bless you if you use this as your ticket to tune out for a while/forever.

To give you one final taste of what you're missing out on, here's the last entry in my notebook, written sometime this afternoon: "What happens if you shoot a jellyfish with a bullet?"

The First Ever Official Shrimp Products Hiatus will end no sooner than mid-November, and perhaps later than that. In the meantime, THANK YOU FOR READING, and I'm sorry, and I hate myself *WINK WINK*.