People ask me all the time. "Chris, how do you be interesting?" It is simple! Here are my simple tips.
1) Have a "thing."
What does this mean? It means do something unusual or interesting that people will remember you for. "Oh, who's that person, X?" "Oh, X! He's that person who does that interesting Thing Y." Simple. If you have a "thing," then people will remember you and you will be interesting to them.
For example, my "thing" is I eat a lot of trash.
2) Find the best kinds of trash to eat.
When you're eating trash, a lot of it is found out through trial and error. The first time I ate trash, I didn't know what I was doing. I just ate all the trash in the bag.
THIS IS A BAD IDEA!
The best way to eat trash is to find the discarded food products first. This is the most edible trash. Then, eat softer trash, like newspaper, other paper products and old clothes. Save items like glass and aluminum for last.
3) Don't just eat your own trash
Eating only your own trash is a sure way to box yourself into a limited range of experiences. For example, if I only ate my own trash, I never would have eaten a wire hanger. Don't be afraid to branch out!
4) Make sure other people see you eat trash
Don't just eat trash in your home or public bathrooms. Remember, the idea is to be interesting, and also to eat a lot of trash you might only have access to in public areas (this is the main thing, because most of your best hauls will be public trash). I enjoy bursting into restaurants, mouth full of trash, mumbling, "I'm eating trash." Then I find trash to eat in the restaurant's trash can.
5) Be prepared to fight for your trash
Sometimes, when you're eating trash, someone will come near you. Snarl at them so they don't come near your trash. Most of the time they weren't coming for your trash in the first place, but now you've ensured they won't even think about it.
Now you know how to be interesting and how to eat trash! Prepare yourself for many friends!
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Also, beware of mouse traps hidden in trashes. Typically these are meant to prevent dogs from eating garbage. But as our good friend Justin warned us, people eating trash should know about these booby traps.
Good point. I normally consult Justin before any trash-related post, but I guess this time it slipped my mind.
Eck - garbage juice!
chris saw this in bar stool sports thought u might like it, Bret Hart/Shawn Michaels - WrestleMania 12
The ringside official whom Shawn Michaels inadvertently hit with Sweet Chin Music was taken to the hospital in Roddy Piper's white Ford Bronco. The car - used as a weapon in Piper's back lot brawl with Goldust - was driven by the Repo Man, after he repossessed it for Piper's refusal to pay taxes - per Irwin R. Schyster.
Repo Man planned to leave the white Bronco with JYD, but he was ticketed on the way to the junkyard for speeding by the Big Boss Man. Boss Man called his buddy Duke Droese, who disposed of the Bronco at a location never revealed. If you or anyone else has any information on the whereabouts of the Bronco, call the Unsolved Mysteries hotline at 1-800-876-5353.
would've emailed you but i have no idea what your email is, also cleaned out my room and found the picture of us with the bushwhackers.. Hope al is well you can reach me at bmseaman20@aol.com. Got a new batch of hgh for the whiffle ball season let me know how much you want , cheddar is looking to buy out the total to gain an extra advantage..
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