Most popular birth names and nicknames, 2009

Rank / Male name / Female name
1 / Jacob / Isabella
2 / Ethan / Emma
3 / Michael / Olivia
4 / Alexander / Sophia
5 / William / Ava
6 / Joshua / Emily
7 / Daniel / Madison
8 / Jayden / Abigail
9 / Noah / Chloe
10 / Anthony / Mia

Rank / Male name Female name
1 / Fag / Slut
2 / Queer / Hog
3 / Nipple / Laundry Sack
4 / Goon / Tattoo-Parlor Skank
5 / Chipped Tooth / Lunchbox
6 / Geek Fag / Dump Truck
7 / Albino / Aging Man Wearing A Wig
8 / Girl / Hermaphrodite
9 / Aspie / Snaggle-Tooth
10 / Retard / She Has No Self-Esteem

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