The new sitcom Man And Woman Who Hate Each Other

This season on Man And Woman Who Hate Each Other.

After years of being pestered for never cooking, Woman tries to make a nice dinner. She blows it and Man tells her it is terrible.

Woman nags Man into helping out more around the house. Man paints the shed, just to get out of the house. He wrenches his neck moving a ladder and silently blames Woman for it. Woman is forced to admit to herself that she is pleased Man is hurt.

Woman's parents come to visit. Man refuses to talk to them and locks himself in the basement all weekend. Woman's parents make Woman feel insecure about her weight.

Woman complains that Man never looks after the kids. Man ignores her.

Man buys Woman a thoughtless birthday present. Woman is so far beyond even caring at this point.

Man and Woman receive an unexpected visit from Man's Brother (Brad Garrett).

Woman catches Man leering at his friend's wife at their child's soccer game. Woman bursts into tears and refuses to tell Man why, which only pushes them farther apart.

Woman is diagnosed with breast cancer. Man feels compelled to treat her to an awkward dinner at Houlihan's. They learn she does not really have breast cancer because the doctor switched the x-rays or some dumb shit, neither Man nor Woman are really relieved.

Man buys a gun. To protect his family, that is why. He's not going to tell Woman he bought it. That would just worry her. Man doesn't want her to worry.