Monday, March 07, 2011

Popular professional wrestlers

1. The Dragon - comes to the ring with a mask that looks like a dragon.
2. The Donkey - comes to the ring with a mask that looks like a donkey; wears furry, gray pants to make his legs look like donkey legs; famous for his catch phrase "HEE HAW."
3. The Danger Man - always gets into danger; comes to the ring wearing the mask of a man who is often in danger.
4. The Pirate - comes to the ring in a pirate costume; slashes wrestlers with his sword; contracts diseases from whores.
5. The Prince - comes to the ring wearing a crown; is inbred.
6. Mr. Idiot - known for his catch phrase "I'm an idiot."
7. The Bookshelf - comes to the ring inside a wood frame that looks like a bookshelf; comes to the ring with a mask that looks like a bunch of books; famous for his catch phrase "reading expands your mind."
8. The Man Wearing Sunglasses - comes to the ring with sunglasses, except sometimes when he forgets them backstage.
9. Mr. Rake - comes to the ring holding a lot of rakes.
10. The Fat Guy - comes to the ring with a mask that looks like a dragon.

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