Ink

What do people need? LISTEN I'M GOING TO EXPLAIN MY BUSINESS IDEA? What do people need? They need ink cartridges. So I'm going to start a store that just has ink cartridges in it. No, shut up, I'll have all the cartridges for all the kinds of things people need ink cartridges for. Printers or copiers or whatever. SHUT UP. I don't know what toner is, whatever, I can sell that too. Just ALL THE KINDS OF INK I'LL SELL IN CARTRIDGES IN MY STORE.

Listen to me, you little creep, this will be a popular store. Whenever people need some ink they'll come to my store to buy their cartridges. And people can ask what kind of cartridges they need and we'll tell them or something. I don't know just SHUT UP AND LET ME EXPLAIN ALL OF THIS. And we'll do a thing where you bring in your ink and we'll put it in an empty cartridge for you. Or whatever SHUT UP put ink in your cartridge IT DOESN'T MATTER it's just we're selling the ink cartridges and that's an easy thing to do, so why don't you just calm down and LET ME EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU ALREADY LIKE I'M TRYING TO DO.

Any kind of ink cartridge that exists in the world and we'll sell it. I don't care if they don't even sell that kind of printer anymore, the point of the whole store is we sell all the ink cartridges you stupid idiot. Everyone would by our ink cartridges. We'd sell them at cost and then just make one fucking kind really expensive to pay for all the other ones, I don't know. We'll figure it out. The point is who doesn't need ink cartridges? Everyone. No one, shut up, you know what I mean you idiot.

So listen to me, pay me two thousand dollars so I can start this store. Ten thousand dollars. It's called inventing, you stupid idiot. You invest in the store and then I make money with it and I pay you back your money. No, you just get your money back, shut up. It will be an incredibly successful store because everyone wants ink cartridges. It has been my all-time dream to start an ink cartridge store. I love ink cartridges. Who cares if it's true, I just need your money.

This ink cartridge store will cost me nothing to run, do you understand that? When people ask for ink I'll just sell them an empty cartridge for a high price. And when they complain I'll explain that they paid for a CARTRIDGE and that's what they got -- a CARTRIDGE. If they still complain I'll wave a gun in the air until they run away. Then I'll keep all the money for myself.

So give me your money. Yes, shut up, give it to me. Don't make me punch you. Oh shit, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have punched you, honey, I don't know why I did that. Here, sit down, I'll get you some ice to put over your eye. Yes you need it because it is swelling extremely fast. Listen, don't apologize, it's ok. I know you only want to make sure we don't waste our money on anything but THAT'S WHY I'M TELLING YOU TO INVEST IT IN THIS INK CARTRIDGE STORE BECAUSE IT IS A GOLD MINE. Yes. Yes. Yes. Honey, I don't want to feel compelled to punch you again. Honey. Honey...