Now this is an old story (from June 19th), so you regular NGW visitors might have already heard this one, but here it is regardless for the benefit of the rest of you.
Disturbing News !
Disturbing news has
just reached the ears of NGW 'Big wigs'. It has been reported that NGW hall of
famer The Charm has been injured in a serious road accident.
It is
beleived that there was a failed attempt on The Charm's life, when an as of yet
unknown car pulled up along side Charm's Escalade and fired off 16 shots. [So apparently, this car was equipped with an automatic turret
gun] Luckily, none of the shots hit any one but a dramatic and
near fatal car chase was soon to come.
The Charm's vehicle is said to
have fled the scene with the unknown car following, both travelling inexcess of
100 mph. The chase did not last long as The Charm's Escalade edged off the road
and hit a lamppost sending the vehicle spinning into on comming traffic. [I'm trying to picture this one in my mind and I just don't think
it's possible. What, did he bounce off the lamppost onto the other side of the
road? Now, I'm no physicist, but it seems to me it would take a pretty strong
lamppost to send a car bouncing off into "on comming" traffic.]
The Charm is currently lying in a critical state in an NY hospital. [As opposed to the driver of the car he hit, who is currently
dancing in a critical state in "an NY" hospital.]
More information as we hear it !
If you would like to wish the Charm well, email him at thecharm4eva@yahoo.co.uk. You may know The Charm as the NGW Untamed Champion famous for his catchphrase "Is that supposed to impress me!? You think your better than me You think your better than me You think your better than me".
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